Once i said
i have no blog but i must rant
now i have one
i truly can't.
There once was a soul from Sperm
Who knew just to squiggle and squirm
he felt quite deceived
when he was finally conceived
with the lifespan and mind of a germ.
If I could write
I'd be a writer
If I could bite
I'd be a biter
If I could fight
I'd be a fighter
But if I could light
that would make me,
er, a lighter?
This sucks.
OK help me out here
Is there anyone out there
who writes as badly as me
blog me and see
what nonsense we could create together.
Am I mad
Am I sad
Am I bad
You don't really care do you?
Figures.
Neither do I.
This sucks.