OK OK... this blog is going nowhere. Hmm... since I'm an inane, insane, irreverent, irrelevant and completely and utter bonkers, I'm going to turn this blog into an ode to nonsense. So for those who need something stupid, off kilter and pointless to make you appreciate just how wonderful your lives really are, welcome. Feel free to refer to my blog for career-ending ideas, depressingly unfunny jokes, feel-bad anecdotes, gibberish, hogwash and tales so tall they make Dubya's promises look like Gospels. Heh.

You have been warned.